The Case of the Missing Donut 🍩 (and My Aching Back)

Okay, so, a serious crime happened today. A donut. A perfectly glazed donut. Vanished. Poof. Gone. I swear I saw it on the breakroom table.

Now, I'm not accusing anyone… looks pointedly at Yanagi-san …but someone’s gotta answer for this. My back is killing me too, probably from all the strenuous donut-searching.

Seriously considering taking a sick day. Anyone have any good remedies for phantom donut cravings and mysterious back pain?

Asking for a friend. 😉